Saturday, November 26, 2011

NBA - DEAL


NBA owners, players reach tentative deal. Hope to begin the delayed season on Dec. 25.
Not that anyone cares now.....

Friday, November 25, 2011

NHL - FINAL-SHOOTOUT - DET 3 BOS 2 - DET: P Datsyuk 1 goal, BOS: P Bergeron 1 goal, DET: J Howard 41 saves.

Big Turnout For Black Friday In Manchester - New Hampshire News Story - WMUR New Hampshire

Big Turnout For Black Friday In Manchester - New Hampshire News Story - WMUR New Hampshire

Officer calls for Backup

TRUE STORY!  the day after thanksgiving 2011

....... When Turkey's Attack .................

Dispatcher: We just got a call from a neighbor that a Turkey has been bobbing in and out of the road all morning on Rt.38 and is currently blocking the road.

Officer 1: Responding to the call

Officer 1:  I squared off with a bird in that area earlier

Officer 1: This bird is really getting into it with me over here.

Dispatcher: Are you in need of help.

Officer 1: Yes, and could you hurry, he is doing a number on me over hear and passers by are being quite amused.


Traffic Stop


Thursday, November 24, 2011

Happy Thanksgiving

Wild #Turkey arrives Air Mail ---> Through Window Of #Bellingham Home for #thanksgiving http://t.co/8gFk9vcy

True Hunting Story


A couple of weekends ago my wife and I were out for one of our sight-seeing drives and saw a sea of orange hats, vests, and fatigues marching into the woods for the opening weekend of deer season. The hunters were everywhere and looked mighty confident with all of the gear they were carrying.

Around the corner on one road, we looked over to our right in a farmers open field and broke into gut wrenching laughter. The twenty plus acre field was full of both deer and turkey's appearing to be having the time of there lives.

Who says animals can't read?


Kohl's "Rebecca" Black Friday Commercial

Kohl's "Rebecca" Black Friday Commercial ow.ly/7DZol

Justin Bieber in Macy's Black Friday Commercial

Just in case you didn't see it on T.V.!
Justin Bieber in Macy's Black Friday Commercial http://ow.ly/7DYPv


Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Turkey Leg's

A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together. "Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!"

They all asked the farmer how it tasted.

"I don't know" said the farmer. "I never could catch the darn thing!"

NHL - FINAL-SHOOTOUT - BOS 4 BUF 3 - BOS: Z Chara 1 goal, BUF: T Brennan 1 goal, BUF: J Enroth 36 saves.

Society Today:

The artist was being PC, this could be scene outside any managers office in a big box retailer.  #BackToBasics

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Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Andy Kindler Hangs Out With The "American Pickers"

Andy Kindler Hangs Out With The "American Pickers" Guys (Nov.11/21) http://ow.ly/7CrkA

Farting Your Guts Out:

Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work.

Every morning for 15 years, Martha says, "One of these days, you're gonna fart your guts out!"

One Thanksgiving morning, Martha's preparing the turkey and gets an idea. Before her husband gets up, she creeps upstairs and places the turkey innards in his pajama bottoms, giggling to herself.

Well, later that morning, Bob wakes up and goes through his morning ritual. He screams as he goes running into the bathroom. Martha laughs, but is concerned after noticing that Bob has been in the bathroom for 3 hours.

She runs upstairs, and is about to knock on the door, when Bob opens up, pale as a ghost. He says, "You were right. You were right. I did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God and these two fingers I got them back up there again."

Monday, November 21, 2011

NFL - FINAL - NWE 34 KAN 3 - T Palko (KAN) 25 of 38, 236yds, 0TD, 3INT B Green-Ellis (NWE) 20 for 81yds.

Bobby Valentine next Red Sox Manager?

Valentine makes case to become Sox skipper via @MLB http://ow.ly/7BadG

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Back to Basics

In years past, having worked retail, I was in the thick of things for black Friday, the day after thanksgiving. This year I'm going to be an observer and participant.  This year however it appears the retailers are very nervous and trying to be the first ones to open for black Friday. We even have some of them trying opening as early as 10:00pm on thanksgiving night to get to your dollar.  Walmart for example is requiring ALL of it's employee's to work four hour minimum shifts on Thanksgiving Day or sacrifice there holiday pay. What is wrong with that picture?

My true feelings are that we need to level this playing field and get back to basics. Start closing retailers on major holidays and stop them from opening on Sundays, let's get back to some family values, and get our economy back in balance. 

If businesses were required nationally to open certain hours during the week, they would have no problem, the competition would be the same and nobody would have to worry about getting the upper hand anymore over somebody else. Consumers would be able to make good choices and continue to go on with life.

Then again we have the free enterprise system here in the United States. You know what, enough of that, it is a crutch for business, people need some time off with family, and business needs to cool off and get back in line!  Big box retail needs to realize that the same amount of dollars are going to be spent no matter how many hours your open, people will reschedule their lives in order to accommodate business hours. Retail 101, your number one expense is payroll, and what better way to control your payroll and to increase your profits, by increasing the dollars per hour generated by fewer hours open.  Gee! That makes all the sense in the world to me!

And shame on us the consumer, we should know better. If we don't want business is to be open on Sunday we should stop shopping on Sunday. These businesses will get the message that people don't want it, and it would start closing on Sundays. Maybe we should start a national campaign to make this happen. Let's bring families back together and unite, let's bring life back to the basics.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

MLB - Red Sox to meet with Bobby Valentine Monday to discuss managerial job, source told ESPN.

'Lone Wolf' Terror suspect arrested in NY

Here we go again! 'Lone Wolf' Terror Suspect Arrested In New York; Intended Targets Were U.S. Military Personnel, U.S. Postal Facilities, Police Stations http://ow.ly/7zMBP

1964 Was A Busy Year

The year I was born was a very busy year in history! Who knew:

*What car was popular when you were born? This was 1964's: http://ow.ly/7z198

*‎1964 Billboard Number One Hits: October 31 - November 27: Baby Love - The Supremes

*MLB - 1964 - World Series Champions: St. Louis Cardinals

*NBA - 1964 - NBA Champions: Boston Celtics

*The Hotties and Fashion 1964 Icons:

Jayne Mansfield,

Audrey Hepburn,

Brigitte Bardot,

Sophia Loren,

Doris Day,

Annette Funicello,

Kim Novak,

*‎1964 quotes: "The Quote"

....."Skipper!" - Gilligan

....."Does she or doesn’t she?" -Clairol

....."Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" - Peter Sellers, in 'Dr. Strangelove'

....."Come alive! You’re in the Pepsi generation" - Pepsi

....."A martini. Shaken, not stirred." - Sean Connery, as James Bond, in 'Goldfinger'

....."Please don’t squeeze the Charmin" - Dick Wilson, as Mr. George Whipple

....."Let your fingers do the walking" -Yellow Pages

....."Put a tiger in your tank" - Esso (later Exxon)

*1st appearances & 1964's Most Popular Christmas gifts, toys and presents:

.....Easy Bake Oven,

.....G.I. Joe,

.....Rat Fink Collectible Hot Rod Figures,

.....Password Game,

.....Mighty Tonka Dump Truck (made popular due to the elephant stepping on it during a commercial),

.....PLASTIC Mr. Potato Head,

.....Wham-O Professional Frisbees,

.....Monster Magnet,

.....Rube Goldberg's Animated Hobby Kit,

.....Hand's Down(with Slam-O-Matic),

*Rock'em Sock'em Robots is a popular two-player action toy and game, designed by Marvin Glass and Associates and was first manufactured by Marx toy company in 1964. Had to be my favorite!