Monday, November 28, 2011
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Saturday, November 26, 2011
NBA - DEAL
NBA owners, players reach tentative deal. Hope to begin the delayed season on Dec. 25.
Not that anyone cares now.....
Friday, November 25, 2011
Officer calls for Backup
TRUE STORY! the day after thanksgiving 2011
....... When Turkey's Attack .................
Dispatcher: We just got a call from a neighbor that a Turkey has been bobbing in and out of the road all morning on Rt.38 and is currently blocking the road.
Officer 1: Responding to the call
Officer 1: I squared off with a bird in that area earlier
Officer 1: This bird is really getting into it with me over here.
Dispatcher: Are you in need of help.
Officer 1: Yes, and could you hurry, he is doing a number on me over hear and passers by are being quite amused.
....... When Turkey's Attack .................
Dispatcher: We just got a call from a neighbor that a Turkey has been bobbing in and out of the road all morning on Rt.38 and is currently blocking the road.
Officer 1: Responding to the call
Officer 1: I squared off with a bird in that area earlier
Officer 1: This bird is really getting into it with me over here.
Dispatcher: Are you in need of help.
Officer 1: Yes, and could you hurry, he is doing a number on me over hear and passers by are being quite amused.
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Happy Thanksgiving
Wild #Turkey arrives Air Mail ---> Through Window Of #Bellingham Home for #thanksgiving http://t.co/8gFk9vcy
True Hunting Story
A couple of weekends ago my wife and I were out for one of our sight-seeing drives and saw a sea of orange hats, vests, and fatigues marching into the woods for the opening weekend of deer season. The hunters were everywhere and looked mighty confident with all of the gear they were carrying.
Around the corner on one road, we looked over to our right in a farmers open field and broke into gut wrenching laughter. The twenty plus acre field was full of both deer and turkey's appearing to be having the time of there lives.
Who says animals can't read?
Justin Bieber in Macy's Black Friday Commercial
Just in case you didn't see it on T.V.!
Justin Bieber in Macy's Black Friday Commercial http://ow.ly/7DYPv
Justin Bieber in Macy's Black Friday Commercial http://ow.ly/7DYPv
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Turkey Leg's
A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together. "Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!"
They all asked the farmer how it tasted.
"I don't know" said the farmer. "I never could catch the darn thing!"
They all asked the farmer how it tasted.
"I don't know" said the farmer. "I never could catch the darn thing!"
Society Today:
The artist was being PC, this could be scene outside any managers office in a big box retailer. #BackToBasics
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Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Andy Kindler Hangs Out With The "American Pickers"
Farting Your Guts Out:
Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work.
Every morning for 15 years, Martha says, "One of these days, you're gonna fart your guts out!"
One Thanksgiving morning, Martha's preparing the turkey and gets an idea. Before her husband gets up, she creeps upstairs and places the turkey innards in his pajama bottoms, giggling to herself.
Well, later that morning, Bob wakes up and goes through his morning ritual. He screams as he goes running into the bathroom. Martha laughs, but is concerned after noticing that Bob has been in the bathroom for 3 hours.
She runs upstairs, and is about to knock on the door, when Bob opens up, pale as a ghost. He says, "You were right. You were right. I did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God and these two fingers I got them back up there again."
Every morning for 15 years, Martha says, "One of these days, you're gonna fart your guts out!"
One Thanksgiving morning, Martha's preparing the turkey and gets an idea. Before her husband gets up, she creeps upstairs and places the turkey innards in his pajama bottoms, giggling to herself.
Well, later that morning, Bob wakes up and goes through his morning ritual. He screams as he goes running into the bathroom. Martha laughs, but is concerned after noticing that Bob has been in the bathroom for 3 hours.
She runs upstairs, and is about to knock on the door, when Bob opens up, pale as a ghost. He says, "You were right. You were right. I did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God and these two fingers I got them back up there again."
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