One day, a man walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.
“Eight hundred dollars,” the dentist says.
“That’s a ridiculous amount,” the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper way?”
“Well,” the dentist says, “if you don’t use an anesthetic, I can knock the price down to $600.”
“That’s still too expensive,” the man says.
“Okay,” says the dentist. “If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $200.”
“Nope,” moans the man, “it’s still too much.”
“Well,” says the dentist, scratching his head, “if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to $50.”
“Marvelous,” says the man, “book my ex-wife for next Tuesday!”
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Bobby Valentine to be next Red Sox manager
ESPNBoston.com: Red Sox will hire Bobby Valentine to be next manager.
Valentine was offered the job Tuesday and accepted it. Valentine, who appeared at a charity event in Japan on Monday, is scheduled to fly back home at midnight ET Wednesday.
Valentine was offered the job Tuesday and accepted it. Valentine, who appeared at a charity event in Japan on Monday, is scheduled to fly back home at midnight ET Wednesday.
Monday, November 28, 2011
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Saturday, November 26, 2011
NBA - DEAL
NBA owners, players reach tentative deal. Hope to begin the delayed season on Dec. 25.
Not that anyone cares now.....
Friday, November 25, 2011
Officer calls for Backup
TRUE STORY! the day after thanksgiving 2011
....... When Turkey's Attack .................
Dispatcher: We just got a call from a neighbor that a Turkey has been bobbing in and out of the road all morning on Rt.38 and is currently blocking the road.
Officer 1: Responding to the call
Officer 1: I squared off with a bird in that area earlier
Officer 1: This bird is really getting into it with me over here.
Dispatcher: Are you in need of help.
Officer 1: Yes, and could you hurry, he is doing a number on me over hear and passers by are being quite amused.
....... When Turkey's Attack .................
Dispatcher: We just got a call from a neighbor that a Turkey has been bobbing in and out of the road all morning on Rt.38 and is currently blocking the road.
Officer 1: Responding to the call
Officer 1: I squared off with a bird in that area earlier
Officer 1: This bird is really getting into it with me over here.
Dispatcher: Are you in need of help.
Officer 1: Yes, and could you hurry, he is doing a number on me over hear and passers by are being quite amused.
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Happy Thanksgiving
Wild #Turkey arrives Air Mail ---> Through Window Of #Bellingham Home for #thanksgiving http://t.co/8gFk9vcy
True Hunting Story
A couple of weekends ago my wife and I were out for one of our sight-seeing drives and saw a sea of orange hats, vests, and fatigues marching into the woods for the opening weekend of deer season. The hunters were everywhere and looked mighty confident with all of the gear they were carrying.
Around the corner on one road, we looked over to our right in a farmers open field and broke into gut wrenching laughter. The twenty plus acre field was full of both deer and turkey's appearing to be having the time of there lives.
Who says animals can't read?
Justin Bieber in Macy's Black Friday Commercial
Just in case you didn't see it on T.V.!
Justin Bieber in Macy's Black Friday Commercial http://ow.ly/7DYPv
Justin Bieber in Macy's Black Friday Commercial http://ow.ly/7DYPv
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Turkey Leg's
A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together. "Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!"
They all asked the farmer how it tasted.
"I don't know" said the farmer. "I never could catch the darn thing!"
They all asked the farmer how it tasted.
"I don't know" said the farmer. "I never could catch the darn thing!"
Society Today:
The artist was being PC, this could be scene outside any managers office in a big box retailer. #BackToBasics
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