Wisdom Teeth

One day, a man walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.

“Eight hundred dollars,” the dentist says.

“That’s a ridiculous amount,” the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper way?”

“Well,” the dentist says, “if you don’t use an anesthetic, I can knock the price down to $600.”

“That’s still too expensive,” the man says.

“Okay,” says the dentist. “If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $200.”

“Nope,” moans the man, “it’s still too much.”

“Well,” says the dentist, scratching his head, “if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to $50.”

“Marvelous,” says the man, “book my ex-wife for next Tuesday!”

Bobby Valentine to be next Red Sox manager

ESPNBoston.com: Red Sox will hire Bobby Valentine to be next manager.

Valentine was offered the job Tuesday and accepted it. Valentine, who appeared at a charity event in Japan on Monday, is scheduled to fly back home at midnight ET Wednesday.

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NBA - DEAL

NBA owners, players reach tentative deal. Hope to begin the delayed season on Dec. 25.
Not that anyone cares now.....

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