Officer calls for Backup

TRUE STORY!  the day after thanksgiving 2011

....... When Turkey's Attack .................

Dispatcher: We just got a call from a neighbor that a Turkey has been bobbing in and out of the road all morning on Rt.38 and is currently blocking the road.

Officer 1: Responding to the call

Officer 1:  I squared off with a bird in that area earlier

Officer 1: This bird is really getting into it with me over here.

Dispatcher: Are you in need of help.

Officer 1: Yes, and could you hurry, he is doing a number on me over hear and passers by are being quite amused.

True Hunting Story

A couple of weekends ago my wife and I were out for one of our sight-seeing drives and saw a sea of orange hats, vests, and fatigues marching into the woods for the opening weekend of deer season. The hunters were everywhere and looked mighty confident with all of the gear they were carrying.

Around the corner on one road, we looked over to our right in a farmers open field and broke into gut wrenching laughter. The twenty plus acre field was full of both deer and turkey's appearing to be having the time of there lives.

Who says animals can't read?